What not to do in a Fight

-Dress inappropriately for the fight: this comes from my eyewitness account where two very drunk men one a gingerbread man and the other giant banana began fighting after a night out which to be honest did take a lot of the tough guy image out of it but this is not how the police saw it as they tackled them to the ground. I would pay a lot of money to have a copy of the mug shots.

-Walking away whilst still being a dick: if you are the one provoking it and then realizing that you’d probably get beaten up you should just walk away quietly rather than shouting insults which contradict your actions such as seeing a man walk backwards arms spread wide ready for a fight still saying “come on then!” and seeing this continue for roughly 30 metres.

Don’t keep dancing: If someone feels that they’ve been wronged by you in someway and are intoxicated they’re probably going to start shouting at you the problem with this is that in clubs the music is exceedingly loud and so if you see a man with angry features mouthing angry words its best not to lean in and say “sorry mate I can’t hear you” and then carry on dancing next to him.