What not to do at University
~Never tell anyone your birthday especially at university because the term "dirty" cannot grasp how dirty drunk people can make a dirty pint. It can't even be given the term drink after certain things have been added and instead has to be renamed cesspool in a pint.
~Drinking in university is a key part to being the stereotypical student and to an extent it does help it can create friendships, relationships and networks of possible contacts for future endeavours and before I'm quoted on promoting a health risk putting all that aside it is a good bonding catalyst but there are of course limits such as becoming so drunk that even some cushions on your head will feel like you're a 100,000 ft under the ground and so you have to lie in wait for motor skills to return.
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