How not to interact with other people
~Never scare the person who usually scares you this is if you have siblings especially. There is always a dynamic between brothers and that can be seen through the scarer scaree if you will. The older sibling will always be the one scaring the younger sibling and if this dynamic tries to be overturned there is a self correcting mechanism built in which is usually a pint of liquid being thrown in your face due to the hunter becoming the hunted. And this is all i shall say on the matter.
~Never joke with a mcdonalds employee or infact anyone who has anything you want especially if you're like me which is someone who doesn't always know when to stop and will probably take it too far. And to this day I'm still too scared to go into a certain macdonalds in case I get a little extra with a big mac meal.
~Never fall asleep on public transport because unlike a bedroom which has the luxury of solidarity and privacy public transport has not yet given us this...budget cuts....and this anecdote begins with me travelling to college after a late night working and as the passing scenery falls into an impressionists painting and eyelids beginning to bow i fall into a slumber making the most of four chairs and while this may seem quiet innocent waking up is always a problem especially when you have inadvertently rolled into a persons face and effectively started a process which can only be described as face spooning. The worst part was the middle aged overweight bussinessman didn't seem to bothered it may have been one of three reasons: The reservation still present in England, The loneliness of the 21st century or he was a man with strange fetishes.
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