Avoiding technology

 What not to do with technology

~Don't pretend to text because the worst thing will happen to you and that is you will get a text through whilst pretending to text this also applies to calls.

~Don't buy a second hand xbox as you can almost guarantee as soon as a volt of electricity hits it a rrod will be arriving shortly after.

~Never call a computer helpline as these are the least helpful people in the world. Just getting them to type in your name and address you have to know the NATO phonetic alphabet and even then mistakes are made you will also become familar with the entire works of Phil Collins due to the amount you'll be on hold.