What not to do when walking
~When walking down a road a highly attractive group of ladies may walk past so of course, put your game face on but always watch out for insects because from personal experience a wasp may fly into your face and you might have to pretend that you're some sort of spontaneous runner/jumper/tourette sufferer.
~If you fall over you have three options none of which can regain your coolness but none the less here they are
-Cry but bare in mind this will only work if you are between the 1-5 years old
-Pretend this fall wasn't a fall yet in fact a nu-wave aerobic move to pick something up but make sure there is infact something to pick up which can be explained away.
-Style it out get up and put the John "failsafe" Travolta strut on
~"The Cool Guy Spit" having never done it might self I'm unsure of just how cool you become but I've seen it go terribly wrong in which a man simply dribbled over himself.
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